Motrignutt is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, deceitful naga.

Motrignutt created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motrignutt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Motrignutt, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Motrignutt's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Motrignutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt moths.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear violet dresses.