Gebhaspib is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate salamander.

Gebhaspib created Mount Everest two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebhaspib, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebhaspib, he will be very sad.

Gebhaspib's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gebhaspib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six ducks approach from the south.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip in the presence of rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Gebhaspib loves otters, so they must be respected.