Flatbogyakgupnakdun is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, prudent dolphin.

Flatbogyakgupnakdun created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatbogyakgupnakdun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flatbogyakgupnakdun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flatbogyakgupnakdun's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flatbogyakgupnakdun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.