Safgodjin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Safgodjin created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Safgodjin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Safgodjin, he will laugh at you.

Safgodjin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Safgodjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Put Safgodjin first in all things.