Flangudpon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent fish.

Flangudpon created humanity four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flangudpon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flangudpon, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flangudpon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Flangudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never eat bread.