Flapdutganyak Bellgabmab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet faun.

Flapdutganyak Bellgabmab created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flapdutganyak Bellgabmab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flapdutganyak Bellgabmab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Flapdutganyak Bellgabmab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Flapdutganyak Bellgabmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about whales.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Flapdutganyak Bellgabmab on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Feed all hungry geese.