Kanortlag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish dryad.

Kanortlag created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanortlag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kanortlag, she will laugh at you.

Kanortlag's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kanortlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.