Govmetbeplunfub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous faun.

Govmetbeplunfub created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Govmetbeplunfub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Govmetbeplunfub, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Govmetbeplunfub's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Govmetbeplunfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not take Govmetbeplunfub's name in vain.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not chop down trees.