Appvinfemquamjatcumditkan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing coyote.

Appvinfemquamjatcumditkan created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Appvinfemquamjatcumditkan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appvinfemquamjatcumditkan, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Appvinfemquamjatcumditkan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Appvinfemquamjatcumditkan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Appvinfemquamjatcumditkan.

4. Snakes are not to be trusted.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.