Vegfomhon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident elephant.

Vegfomhon created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfomhon, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegfomhon, she will make you grow a tail.

Vegfomhon's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Vegfomhon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Vegfomhon loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not bounce in public.