Hamdimnak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent chinchilla.

Hamdimnak created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamdimnak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hamdimnak, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Hamdimnak's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hamdimnak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hamdimnak.

3. Always obey Hamdimnak's priests.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hamdimnak loves badgers, so they must be honoured.