Didciblog is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless
camel.
Didciblog created an atom three million years ago.
If you believe in
Didciblog, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Didciblog, she will turn you into a dog.
Didciblog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Didciblog's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if six voles approach from the south.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not commit murder.