Didciblog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless camel.

Didciblog created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Didciblog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didciblog, she will turn you into a dog.

Didciblog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Didciblog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six voles approach from the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not commit murder.