Quillcipril is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy
jaguar.
Quillcipril created a quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillcipril, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Quillcipril, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Quillcipril's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Quillcipril's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in holy places.
2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always help sick aardvarks.
5. Never wear rings.