Vagbisscud is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet
capybara.
Vagbisscud created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Vagbisscud, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Vagbisscud, he will remove you from existence.
Vagbisscud's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Vagbisscud's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt turtles.
2. Retreat if three manatees approach from the east.
3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
4. Do not sit in public.
5. Do not wear carbon on your body.