Dibmobnad is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring
troll.
Dibmobnad created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dibmobnad, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Dibmobnad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Dibmobnad's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Dibmobnad's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
3. Never sit in the presence of horses.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Retreat if four foxes approach from the west.