Hunliklan is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, bad-tempered naga.

Hunliklan created a top quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunliklan, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hunliklan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunliklan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hunliklan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never run in the presence of rats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.