Sogranyarlmanbum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Sogranyarlmanbum created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sogranyarlmanbum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sogranyarlmanbum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sogranyarlmanbum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Sogranyarlmanbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not take Sogranyarlmanbum's name in vain.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help swans.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.