Kencidfat Gumbissgad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, witty fly.

Kencidfat Gumbissgad created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencidfat Gumbissgad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kencidfat Gumbissgad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kencidfat Gumbissgad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Kencidfat Gumbissgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

3. Feed all hungry badgers.

4. Do not speak about turnips.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.