Tancensad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, grumpy dingo.

Tancensad created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tancensad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tancensad, he will turn you into a dog.

Tancensad's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tancensad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Hide from black eagles for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tancensad.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tancensad.