Legtomgen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, sapient mole.

Legtomgen created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Legtomgen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Legtomgen, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Legtomgen's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Legtomgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always help manatees in need.