Goftapyog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful skunk.

Goftapyog created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goftapyog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Goftapyog, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Goftapyog's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Goftapyog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Hide from blue shrews for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.