Homdunquartarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered dog.

Homdunquartarp created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Homdunquartarp, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Homdunquartarp, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Homdunquartarp's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Homdunquartarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must love Homdunquartarp.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.