Jarnbimdud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy cobra.

Jarnbimdud created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbimdud, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Jarnbimdud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Jarnbimdud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Jarnbimdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Jarnbimdud loves horses, so they must be respected.