Wadstipfad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful tortoise.

Wadstipfad created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadstipfad, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wadstipfad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Wadstipfad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wadstipfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Erect five aluminium sculptures of Wadstipfad on top of important buildings.