Quillrullbif is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable seal.

Quillrullbif created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillrullbif, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quillrullbif, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Quillrullbif's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Quillrullbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think ill of sick badgers.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Never sing near dolphins.

5. Always take life seriously.