Tunrancemken is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever whale.

Tunrancemken created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunrancemken, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tunrancemken, it will send you a sign.

Tunrancemken's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tunrancemken's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tunrancemken.

3. Always look after injured dogs.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always obey Tunrancemken's priests.