Gommotfud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, idiotic narwhal.

Gommotfud created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gommotfud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gommotfud, it will manifest in front of you.

Gommotfud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gommotfud's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

5. Never paint your feet gray.