Wigkomflat is a god.

She takes the form of a small, two-faced hydra.

Wigkomflat created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigkomflat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wigkomflat, she will turn you into a hamster.

Wigkomflat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Wigkomflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Wigkomflat loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigkomflat.

4. Put Wigkomflat first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.