Pogpig is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, emotional
chicken.
Pogpig created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pogpig, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Pogpig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.
Pogpig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Pogpig's Holy Commandments1. Always help doves in need.
2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.
4. Never hurt seals.
5. Do not bounce in public.