Pogpig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, emotional chicken.

Pogpig created the Tadpole Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pogpig, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pogpig, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pogpig's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pogpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not bounce in public.