Maparpged is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, effective wyrm.

Maparpged created snails six million years ago.

If you believe in Maparpged, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Maparpged, she will turn you into a tree.

Maparpged's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Maparpged's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Maparpged loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat oranges.