Omtvogzak Floweesin is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, deceitful coyote.

Omtvogzak Floweesin created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtvogzak Floweesin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omtvogzak Floweesin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Omtvogzak Floweesin's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Omtvogzak Floweesin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat bark.