Tenfobkem is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered
hummingbird.
Tenfobkem created humanity six million years ago.
If you believe in
Tenfobkem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Tenfobkem, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Tenfobkem's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Tenfobkem's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair yellow.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never mention whales.
4. Never paint your legs blue.
5. Run away if seven sharks approach from the south.