Tenfobkem is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered hummingbird.

Tenfobkem created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Tenfobkem, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tenfobkem, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tenfobkem's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tenfobkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never mention whales.

4. Never paint your legs blue.

5. Run away if seven sharks approach from the south.