Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing scorpion.

Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel, he will turn you into a worm.

Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if five monkeys approach from the west.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.