Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel
is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing
scorpion
.
Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel
created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel
, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel
, he will turn you into a worm.
Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel's
most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Fobdadflabgovjigrowhasnel's Holy Commandments
1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Hide if five monkeys approach from the west.
3. Never mention rats.
4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.
5. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.
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