Fitcarwanrip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak armadillo.

Fitcarwanrip created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fitcarwanrip, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fitcarwanrip, it will manifest in front of you.

Fitcarwanrip's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fitcarwanrip's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Never talk about comets.
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