Wegjabfat is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, effective skunk.

Wegjabfat created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegjabfat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wegjabfat, he will come to you in dreams.

Wegjabfat's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wegjabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect four tin sculptures of Wegjabfat on top of important buildings.