Yikfedven is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid toad.

Yikfedven created humankind six million years ago.

If you believe in Yikfedven, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikfedven, she will come to you in dreams.

Yikfedven's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Yikfedven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not sit in public.