Budbadlagfot Babnarbaf is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, idiotic
fly.
Budbadlagfot Babnarbaf created the world five million years ago.
If you believe in
Budbadlagfot Babnarbaf, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Budbadlagfot Babnarbaf, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Budbadlagfot Babnarbaf's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Budbadlagfot Babnarbaf's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never go into orange rooms.
4. Worship no other gods but Budbadlagfot Babnarbaf.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.