Kopsasgedmon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, flying deer.

Kopsasgedmon created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kopsasgedmon, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kopsasgedmon, she will turn you into a puffin.

Kopsasgedmon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Kopsasgedmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Respect your elders.
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