Cutcenvil is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest goblin.

Cutcenvil created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutcenvil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutcenvil, he will not invite you to parties.

Cutcenvil's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cutcenvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not speak about aubergines.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.