Kabfodrag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow hydra.

Kabfodrag created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabfodrag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kabfodrag, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kabfodrag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kabfodrag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. You must love Kabfodrag.