Lityammum is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, kind newt.

Lityammum created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lityammum, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lityammum, she will have a low opinion of you.

Lityammum's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Lityammum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.