Lamominmapwotwegmut is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, generous whale.

Lamominmapwotwegmut created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamominmapwotwegmut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lamominmapwotwegmut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lamominmapwotwegmut's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lamominmapwotwegmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt badgers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Lamominmapwotwegmut loves foxes, so they must be respected.
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