Pinspagyart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pinspagyart created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinspagyart, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pinspagyart, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pinspagyart's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Pinspagyart's Holy Commandments

1. Pinspagyart loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about tortoises.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.