Hogsadart is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud dolphin.

Hogsadart created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogsadart, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hogsadart, it will turn you into a rock.

Hogsadart's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hogsadart's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.