Tunvednill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tiresome bear.

Tunvednill created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tunvednill, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tunvednill, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tunvednill's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Tunvednill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Run away if eight gulls approach from the south.

5. Pray towards the east.