Cibhadbummet Bunkikmob is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless unicorn.

Cibhadbummet Bunkikmob created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cibhadbummet Bunkikmob, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cibhadbummet Bunkikmob, she will cry a lot.

Cibhadbummet Bunkikmob's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cibhadbummet Bunkikmob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cibhadbummet Bunkikmob.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.
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