Nadsugnil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil frog.

Nadsugnil created an electron six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsugnil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadsugnil, he will turn you into a tree.

Nadsugnil's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Nadsugnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.