Higganzak is a god.
She takes the form of a small, uncaring
squid.
Higganzak created time and space seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higganzak, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Higganzak, she will boil you in a big pot.
Higganzak's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Higganzak's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always help sick nematodes.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never think about nebulae.
5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.