Wighubhindoss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical unicorn.

Wighubhindoss created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wighubhindoss, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wighubhindoss, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Wighubhindoss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wighubhindoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must pray to Wighubhindoss eight times a day.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.