Miscubgombus is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent mouse.

Miscubgombus created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miscubgombus, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Miscubgombus, she will turn you into a sheep.

Miscubgombus' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Miscubgombus' Holy Commandments

1. Miscubgombus loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not eat carrots.